Bogies

I am resident bogie collector. If a bogie is up someone's nose or on someone's finger it's my job to remove it. Little people are incapable of doing this themselves for some reason.

So here we go, I'm collecting a bogie as I do on a daily basis

I say "thank you" and take the bogie from him him. I start looking, this isn't a normal bogie..

He's been potty trained for a while now and he does like to have him hands in his pants a lot so I nervously ask him where this bogie has come from. Fearing the worst he happily exclaims...

UGH!!